How to use me

HOW TO USE ME

  1. 'Drop your dack'. Translation: Get naked and wet in the shower.
  2. 'Get Amongst it'. Translation: Massage scrub onto wet skin.
  3. 'Hold your horses'. Translation: Wait. 3 minutes.
  4. 'Chuck a uey'. Translation: Go back. Repeat 2-3 times a week for best results.